I've already been deluged with trillions of email messages, about 999,999,999,991 of them asking me if I'd like to enlarge my penis (I don't) and 45 asking me if I'd like to become an investor in an African nation's royal family (I already am) and about 3 of them asking if I'm OK after the earthquake that struck central California this morning.
I'm happy to report that I was hard at work on the computer during the quake, and I thought that I felt something shaking. I assumed that I was simply on a caffeine high after drinking my ninth cup of coffee, but then I saw this CNN story which proved me wrong. I have survied my first California quake. Better luck next time, Koizumi!
As you can see in a related story from the ENN Archive, I went through my very first earthquake ever when I was in Japan. I didn't even notice it, and I was angry at myself for my lack of observation skills. In my defense, that night I was at a bar and rather drunk after shooting a whiskey commercial.
Anyway, blogging will continue uninterrupted by this earthquake story.
I'm happy to report that I was hard at work on the computer during the quake, and I thought that I felt something shaking. I assumed that I was simply on a caffeine high after drinking my ninth cup of coffee, but then I saw this CNN story which proved me wrong. I have survied my first California quake. Better luck next time, Koizumi!
As you can see in a related story from the ENN Archive, I went through my very first earthquake ever when I was in Japan. I didn't even notice it, and I was angry at myself for my lack of observation skills. In my defense, that night I was at a bar and rather drunk after shooting a whiskey commercial.
Anyway, blogging will continue uninterrupted by this earthquake story.
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