Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:56 AM.
This calls into question my previously infalliable and explicitly sexist theory that beautiful women can always get out of trouble with police. I formed this theory after having conversations with at least two hot women, both of whom had never gotten a speeding ticket despite a combined 243 traffic stops.
This woman is possibly the hottest woman in the world today, and yet she's apparently in some serious hot water with the coppers. I guess the police are catching on to the eye-batting techniques of hot women. Watch out, girls, and be sure to obey all traffic laws until this thing blows over.
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