That's right, ladies and gentlemen, today your Detroit Lions will begin a groundbreaking season which will undoubtedly land them in Super Bowl XL on their home turf at Ford Field.
Today the Lions face the Green Bay Fuckers in Detroit to start the season. The cheeseheads have 65 year old quarterback Brett Faerv, who will try to connect with wideout Javon Walkoff. But against the new Lions defense which includes Pro Bowler Dre Bly and new safeties Keroy Kennedy and RW McQuarters, things don't look good for the NFL's oldest offense.
The Lions offense, on the other hand, looks like the second coming of last year's Colts, only better. Running back Kevin Jones (above), the league's best and most underrated running back since Barry Sanders, will run all over Green Bay's shoddy defense. And when he's a bit winded from running 100 yards over and over again, Detroit's three ridiculously good wideouts will be all over the place, getting at least a touchdown apiece from breakout quarterback Joey Harrington.
Your Important Prediction: Green Bay 14, DETROIT 45.
And here's your Important, Guaranteed Lions season prediction: 11-5, winning the NFC North, and the one of the founding teams of the NFL is in the Super Bowl for the first time ever.
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