The Karl Rove Douchebag Award - Sponsored by Wal-Mart

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The most immoral corporation in the history of the world. A columnist writing covertly on the government payroll. The man responsible for both an impartial election and the campaign of the eventual winner. And a political evil genius who redefined the art of treasonous mudslinging.

These are just a few of the truly disgusting examples of humanity who have been subjected to the butt-puckering horror that is the bestowing of the ignoble Karl Rove Douchebag Award, Sponsored by Wal-Mart. Here, in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, we are dishonored to immortalize these filthy bastards and put them on display for all to see.

The Wal-Mart Douchebag Award

Wal-Mart: King of Douche

October 21, 2004

These douchebags not only mercilessly crush any attempt at unionization of its underpaid and overworked employees, discriminate against women, and suppress worker's rights across the globe, but they also took America: The Book off its shelves in a blatant attempt to censor My Personal Hero, Jon Stewart.

Sir Douchebag J. Kenneth Blackwell

November 4, 2004

This douchebag Secretary of State used every trick in his book during the 2004 national election to suppress African-American, Democratic votes in the smoldering, fetid morass that is the State of Ohio.

Sir Douchebag Armstrong Williams

January 19, 2005

This dochebag columnist secretly accepted money from the Bush Administration to promote the flawed "No Child Left Behind" program in his syndicated column.

Nemesis Ian Douglass

March 3, 2005

A Special Nemesis Edition of the award was given to this guy for betraying his "pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps" conservatism by accepting a fellowship from none other than Douchebag Award namesake Wal-Mart.

Sir Douchebag John Cornyn

April 5, 2005

This douchebag Senator received the award for justifying the actions of those who kill judges in America in an attempt to score political points in the Republican Party's scheme to weaken the Judiciary.