Horrific news from Israel and Palestine today.
First, early this morning, Israeli soldiers shot and killed a Palestinian man who was apparently attempting to get into Gaza. Ha’aretz, an Israeli newspaper, carried this story. This was the fourth Palestinian shot and killed by Israelis since February 8, when Israel declared an informal cease-fire. None of the [...]

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Here on The Most Important Blog… Ever, we’ve been imploring the nation to repair the embarrassment that is our electoral system. We’ve called specifically for an end to partisian electoral commissioners like huge douche Katherine Harris and Wal-Mart Douchebag Award receipient Ken Blackwell.
The good people at MoveOn.org have heard our call and set up [...]

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Couldn’t resist.

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This is not what I signed up for when I moved here. I want my money back.

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Those of you sophisticated enough to read this, your Most Important Blog… Ever, regularly, will remember a few months ago, I noticed one of those Google-powered targeted ads suggesting that I go look for terrorism on eBay.
The way these Google ads work is pretty simple. Some amazing computer programs scan the webpage you’re looking at [...]

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