Thanks, Ragin’ Asian.

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50 Cent, the most overrated rapper since MC Hammer, has just given the world a perfect reason to buy the new Kanye West CD. 50 recently told reporters:
“If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I’ll no longer write music.”
Sounds like a plan. I mean, Kanye West is about the [...]

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As Important Readers will remember, last year at this time, I made a list of 5 absolutely guaranteed predictions for the year to come. Man, was I perfect. Let’s review last year’s predictions:
1. I was only partially wrong on my prediction that the Pistons would win the NBA Championship — instead, the [...]

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Important Readers will remember that last year, I made five take-them-to-the-bank predictions about life in 2005. And I was right on. 4 out of 5. I missed the fifth prediction because, somehow, the Autobots defeated Unicron and stopped him from devouring any planets. For now.
So, the moment you’ve been waiting for. About ten days [...]

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Here’s my impersonation of the terrible commentators who covered the best NBA game so far this year, Spurs vs. Pistons on Christmas:
“Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, Tony Parker, Tim Duncan.”
Here are some [...]

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