Lil' Jon Scares, Offends Santa Barbara, Saying "Yeeeeeah!"

Lil' Jon

-- LOVE HEADQUARTERS, California

ENN has confirmed that crunk superstar Lil' Jon visited Santa Barbara this week, scaring small children and offending African-Americans everywhere.  Lil' Jon, who looked surprisingly white and Erik-like, was quoted as simply saying, "Yeeeeah!"

Visitors from as far away as Stockholm, Sweden and Tucson, Arizona were also reported to have attended the annual Halloween extravaganza at Love Headquarters in Santa Barbara.  "We came for the free booze and the early 90's hip-hop," said Chrissy, who was accompanied by her fellow Arizonan, identified only as "Janet."

All the employees at Love Headquarters, featuring a crack addict known only as Tyrone Biggums and a sexy vampire known only as "Mo" reported having an "amazing time" dancing to Lil' Jon's exclusive mix of early 90's hip hop and R&B, including such rare hits as "Oochie Coochie" and "Motownphilly."  Lil' Jon was overheard saying, "Yeeeeah!  OOOOKAAAY!  WHHAATT?" throughout the evening as the dance hits just rolled out one after another.

ENN reporters on the scene recorded over fifty guests at the Love Headquarters party, with all fifty reporting that they absolutely "loved" or "hated" the early 90's jams.  Stay with ENN as we continue to monitor the fallout from the annual Halloween celebration.