Women Worldwide Weep Uncontrollably
After Seeing This Photo
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LAS VEGAS, Nevada
Presented with what appeared to be clear
photographic evidence that Erik had gotten married and was no longer
available, millions of women around the world broke down into uncontrollable
fits of grief today
"It was right there, all over the
internet," one French woman who insisted we include her name told ENN.
"They look so happy together. Why? What does she have that I
don't?!"
Another woman named Halle Berry, who spoke
to us on condition of anonymity, reacted with a mixture of sadness and
anger. "I'm both sad and angry. Erik always told me there'd be
another chance for us. I guess not."
Finally, after checking with sources close
to the bride, ENN can confirm that Erik is not married. In fact, the
woman in this photo is actually Cari, Erik's newly married cousin.
Congratulations to her and Mike on their wonderful wedding, and all the best
to them as they start to build their life together in, of all places, Ohio.
Women of the world, rejoice, and stay with
ENN as we continue to monitor Erik's marital status.
