Erik Seen With Attractive Women For
First Time In Months
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LOVE FAMILY ESTATE, Michigan
Erik was seen with not one but two
attractive women on Christmas Day in Michigan, but the two women were later
identified by ENN photographers as "just his sisters."
"First of all," Erik told reporters waiting
outside his bedroom, "I'd like to state for the record that my sisters
aren't 'attractive' by any means. They're completely off-limits and
have no business being described as 'attractive' at all. They're
wholesome."
Erik returned to the Love Family Estate on
Eight Mile Road a few days before Christmas to enjoy the holiday season with
his family and friends. When asked whether standing next to these two
beautiful women was his Christmas gift, he stated simply, "Yes, being here
with my sisters and my family is indeed the best Christmas gift I could have
hoped for."
And with that, ENN reporters reportedly
puked. Stay with ENN as we watch Erik try to come up with even
cheesier lines in 2006 and beyond.
