"Governator," Like A Girly Man,
Runs Scared From Erik
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SANTA BARBARA, California
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
visited Santa Barbara today and ran scared from Erik. The Governor was
so afraid of facing Erik's withering criticism that, upon seeing Erik
holding a "No on Prop 75" sign, the "Governator" scurried into a nearby
garbage processing facility.
Trembling and unwilling to look Erik in the
eye, the former star of "Kindergarten Cop" remained in the garbage
processing facility for nearly an hour. Several white people in
business suits bravely walked past Erik and entered the garbage facility
while the Governor was there. Their fear of Erik and his towering
intellect forced them to conduct some kind of meeting among the garbage
rather than outside in the beautiful Santa Barbara sunshine.
"He was way too close for comfort,"
Schwarzenegger told ENN reporters later, once he was safely speeding away in
a black Chevrolet Suburban. "Erik clearly wanted to speak to me, and
I-- I just bolted. It was the best I could do, considering his size."
Erik scoffed when presented with the
Governor's excuses. "If he was so good at being Governor, you'd think
he'd be able to just debate me and win."
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Erik's profound effects on world leaders.
