Erik's Hair and Body Look Like They Are 46 Years Old

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ENN has confirmed that Erik turned 26 years old today, Super Bowl Sunday, at 1:15AM EDT.  ENN reporters were on hand to witness the moment that Erik rolled well past the quarter-century mark set last year.  But ENN has recently determined that Erik's youthful good looks are diminishing much faster than his age might suggest.

"I remember when Erik was really, really, really hot," said one woman named Janet Jackson who spoke to ENN on condition of anonymity.  "But recently, he's definitely letting the years show."

Erik in 2002 at 23

Several women at the bar where Erik enjoyed phase two of his birthday celebration noted that Erik's hair and "figure" look more like those of a 46-year-old.

Erik in 2005 at "46"

"I mean, don't get me wrong," said one attractive woman who insisted that we include her name in this report.  "He's still looking pretty good.  But, he really needs to get rid of that ridiculous facial hair and he needs to start wearing a hairpiece.  I'm just calling it like I see it."

Erik's mom has been quoted as saying that Erik remains "as cute now as he was when I first held him, 26 Super Bowls ago today."

Stay with ENN as we continue to watch Erik's good looks and hairline deteriorate throughout 2005 and beyond.