Erik Becomes Eastern European Man

Erik Becomes Eastern European Techno Fan

-- SANTA BARBARA, California

Taking a cue from Justin Timberlake's newest solo album, Erik had transformed himself into a stereotypical Eastern European man, complete with techno music soundtrack. Shortly after donning his young "Elvis Club" pique polo sans shoelaces and a complimentary pair of capri athletic pants, Erik attended a social gathering in Goleta, California.

The social gathering in Goleta was attended by several artistic and academic luminaries including Frida Kahlo and James Walsh. Erik's personal techno/hip hop soundtrack was rejected by the host of the party, but Erik still managed to dance much like a white man while at the gathering.

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