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Blow-Up Sheep Toy Invites Erik To Take A "Ride"

-- SANTA BARBARA, California

Animal advocates around the world have been emailing ENN with complaints about one of Erik's birthday gifts, presented at the Super Bowl XL Party at Love Headquarters in Santa Barbara.

"We just wanted you to know that Erik should not ever ride that doll," said Sheep Rights And Love Association (NAMBLA) President Richard Gere in a statement.  "It's offensive to sheep everywhere to think that Erik would be anywhere near that thing.  We'd hoped that the doll would go to a respectable radio host, like Rush Limbaugh, but no!  Instead it has to go to Erik Fricking Love.  Great.  Just great."

The doll, which is inflated in a way similar to a beach ball, features accurate representations of female sheep.  Along the side, the sheep bears the message "Ride me you baaaaaaad boy.  Love, Amy."  ENN investigators have not been able to determine whether the name refers to the sheep or one of Erik's human friends.  When asked for comment, Erik's human friend Amy said very forcefully, "Of course that message comes directly from the sheep and has nothing to do with me whatsoever.  Why, I've never even seen that sheep before today."

When asked about a recent "Muu Muu Party," Erik had no comment.  When asked whether he'd accepted the blow-up doll's offer, Erik referred all questions to his lawyer.

Stay with ENN as we continue to monitor Erik's love life.